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Here's a brief description:
Doing Time on Planet Earth is a character-driven dark comedy/off-beat mystery that’s filled with snarky satire, dry wit, and absurd situations as three very different individuals find their lives intertwining in the strangest of ways.
Caddy Thompson is the most “normal” of the three, even though she’s severely depressed because she can’t find a job and has no real friends outside her online TV series fan discussion boards.
The opening of the book finds Caddy on a mission to do herself in. But a man on the subway notices her nervousness. It’s his business to notice things, being a private detective, and he follows Caddy after she exits the subway to prevent her from doing herself harm, which he succeeds at—for the most part.
This apparently British man goes by the name Fiske, and he has been pursuing an identity thief named Faith who embezzled millions from his family’s casino and hotel chain in Las Vegas.
So, several days later, when Fiske runs into Caddy at the concert he has tracked his suspect to and Caddy’s companion “Hope,” a fellow fan of the hit TV show Spywitch, suddenly ducks out, well, things start to get very interesting!
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The book will be available on:
Amazon.com: 3-5 Business Days
Amazon Europe: 3-5 Business Days
Expanded Distribution channels: 6-8 Weeks
Kindle Conversion is in process, but should be soon.
Whew! Hope people like it. It's 286 pages. And approximately 89,970 words. Read it and laugh?

Here's a brief description:
Doing Time on Planet Earth is a character-driven dark comedy/off-beat mystery that’s filled with snarky satire, dry wit, and absurd situations as three very different individuals find their lives intertwining in the strangest of ways.
Caddy Thompson is the most “normal” of the three, even though she’s severely depressed because she can’t find a job and has no real friends outside her online TV series fan discussion boards.
The opening of the book finds Caddy on a mission to do herself in. But a man on the subway notices her nervousness. It’s his business to notice things, being a private detective, and he follows Caddy after she exits the subway to prevent her from doing herself harm, which he succeeds at—for the most part.
This apparently British man goes by the name Fiske, and he has been pursuing an identity thief named Faith who embezzled millions from his family’s casino and hotel chain in Las Vegas.
So, several days later, when Fiske runs into Caddy at the concert he has tracked his suspect to and Caddy’s companion “Hope,” a fellow fan of the hit TV show Spywitch, suddenly ducks out, well, things start to get very interesting!
__________
The book will be available on:
Amazon.com: 3-5 Business Days
Amazon Europe: 3-5 Business Days
Expanded Distribution channels: 6-8 Weeks
Kindle Conversion is in process, but should be soon.
Whew! Hope people like it. It's 286 pages. And approximately 89,970 words. Read it and laugh?
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Date: 2015-05-06 03:07 am (UTC)Is this (or will be) a physical book, or e-book only?
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Date: 2015-05-06 10:40 pm (UTC)Possibly earlier.
It's currently available on Amazon:
http://www.amazon.com/Doing-Planet-Earth-Christine-Lloyd/dp/1511582332/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1430951947&sr=8-3&keywords=doing+time+on+planet+earth
I did Large Print edition for people like myself with bad eye-sight.
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Date: 2015-05-06 03:36 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-05-06 10:40 pm (UTC)